Nightly news will repeat the report
how a setup man just got caught with a bottle of hot sauce…
What?!? God nods off?
Jihadists will topple New York with one pop of the cork
Ted Kopple puts lock on his modest resort
They start chopping off wings to all ostrich and stork,
fanning the flames of these stories of hostages, caught.

AMERICA’S NEXT TOP MODEL WILL PROBOBLY SWALLOW HER FORK
WHEN WE SPACKLE HER POCK-MARKED CORPSE WITH A POCKET OF PORK.